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imjustpicky) wrote2011-11-15 02:40 pm
imjustpicky) wrote2011-11-15 02:40 pm
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04 - Really Horrible Things
Backdated to Saturday, November 12th
[Action - 7132 Brooks Lane, morning]
[Picky had been going out the door to enjoy a nice morning, but then he had found a severed drone head in a box on the doorstep. This was something so far out of his range of comprehension that he had dropped it, screamed at the top of his lungs, and then bolted back inside.]
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
[...and he's still screaming. The horror of it has yet to wear off.]
Key-Fu! KEY-FU!!!
[He was the only real person in here. The only real adult. Surely he could do something.]
[Phone]
[Picky's panic had not quite subsided by the time had made his way to the phone. He was so rattled that he forgot to ask the operator to speak to anyone in particular. He was just blurting.]
Someone put a HEAD in a BOX on our FRONT STEP!!! S-someone k-killed the... they... they put a... a...
That kid asked to play with me! And now he's...!
[He sounds like he's ready to burst into tears.]
[Action - 7132 Brooks Lane, morning]
[Picky had been going out the door to enjoy a nice morning, but then he had found a severed drone head in a box on the doorstep. This was something so far out of his range of comprehension that he had dropped it, screamed at the top of his lungs, and then bolted back inside.]
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
[...and he's still screaming. The horror of it has yet to wear off.]
Key-Fu! KEY-FU!!!
[He was the only real person in here. The only real adult. Surely he could do something.]
[Phone]
[Picky's panic had not quite subsided by the time had made his way to the phone. He was so rattled that he forgot to ask the operator to speak to anyone in particular. He was just blurting.]
Someone put a HEAD in a BOX on our FRONT STEP!!! S-someone k-killed the... they... they put a... a...
That kid asked to play with me! And now he's...!
[He sounds like he's ready to burst into tears.]
Oh dear. This one got lost in the inbox. D:
[He's hopeful. Oh yes. Key-Fu's weird, but he can probably totally take out the kind of villain that would leave a head in a box.]
No worries!
[Key-Fu suddenly snaps into a martial arts kata. Does it look more or less absurd with him wearing that plumber's uniform?]
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He smiles.]
You're the best, Key-Fu...
[Even in a plumber's uniform.]
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Truly the ways of Key-Fu are the pine freshener of pleasantness!